the hell that is LOL

okay, come on people. WHO invented "lol"? and worse, who ran w/it? are things literally THAT fucking funny that people are lol'ing every 2 seconds? i think it's the most inane asinine thing EVER. well, maybe not ever, but one of them.
i have friends who say lol at the end of every single sentence they type. "i'm going to the store lol" "what are you doing tonight lol"?
do they have any brain cells? are they mindless endlessly laughing hyenas that find every single thing hysterically funny? then the rofl, lmao, lmfao.
i seriously have NEVER used one of these abbreviations once. not once. from the first moment i saw lol, i thought "oh dear god, please no!" and it's irritated me because for one, you know it's not literal. as i said, what brainless ass is literally laughing aloud at the most inane stuff?
i swore to myself then and later that i would never use any of those terms. i also swore that i would never use ANY internet lingo or abbreviations but of course i do. hey, sometimes things just get to be too much to type and yeah, it's convenient.
so some of my friends and i (who also hate it) will say "lawl" to each other. phonetically saying it of course to make fun of it and when something is funny.
so yep, not diggin' the lol. never will.